Shower time the evening before the play:
Ayden, go get your shower so you can be all ready for Johnny Appleseed tomorrow.
I'm not playing Johnny Appleseed, mom.
I know but you still need a shower.
No. I'm playing a mushroom, and mushrooms stink so I don't need a shower.
As I'm doing Jaelin's hair before school the morning of the play:
Jaelin, you get to do a play next year when you're in first grade too.
Really? Well, I hope we do Arby's.
Wait- what? Jaelin, it's "AppleSEED" not "AppleBEES." Goof!